On Tramps.

one of my recent comments was something to the effect of "didnt find a way to make money, but click this link!". I expect this was spam, but in responce, I will give a Sparton 501 way to make cash. All you need is a trampy violinist, a degree of musical talent, and. . .um. . .yogurt covered raisens. Thats right, raisens. Or, you could I suppose wear liederhosen, if you don't like yogurt.
But anyway, the violinist (who from here I will refer to as "trampy") and I went to downtown mystic and played some music for tips. We made about 11 bucks too. Not enough to cover the pizza ($14), but a good chunk for 2 hours playing some music (which I used to provide as a free service (what a fool I was)). So, if you need cash, hit up your nearest tramp, and panhandle with him/her. But let me tell you, by extension, I was probably a tramp too, in the minds of the rich people.
So, be nice to tramps. They want money too. They want yours.
So anyway, you could do that, and create a gang of tramps to make all the other tramps get out of your territory. And then you could start a whole operation, with drive by killings, prostitutes, etc, etc. I mean, who doesn't want to be a ho for a tramp gang?
I'm sure I could find a woman to do that. . .but wasn't it all for the yogurt covered raisens in the beginning?

Hey, I got a comment! 2 actually, one from a woman named Allysa Quimby, another from a guy called "rammsteinisgod". Happy to have those, means someone is reading the tripe i toss out every couple days.

My grandmother is gone! Yes! Yes! freedom and joy, things are going well. My dad and I are living alone, since mom is in Florida with her mother, I have the house to myself from approx. 10:30 in the morning to approx. 9:00 at night.
I am most definently livin la vida loca. at least, that's what my horoscope tells me. just me and Saint's Row (a grand theft auto themed x360 game). And of course, the pooches.

With all respect to M(r)s. Quimby, I dislike florida. To me, it seems like New Jersey with palm trees.
You know what else my horoscope told me? That Jessica Alba would push me into a closet and start undoing my fly, with no strings attached (thats of course what they meant by "one of your dreams will come true today", right?) . The important thing is that it didn't happen. the stars are liars.
Now it looks like I'll never be forced into a closet. Maybe I should become a homosexual. . .nah, that'll just send me out of the closet.
Sp.501

Loving life!

We are in Florida, the home of the dead and the drunk. My grandmother has lost her marbles to some disease of the mind, we wait only on one of us to snap and call the men that take old people away. I want a gun. I dont care what kind, just a big one. Big, like a cannon. I need a novel to tell you what happened lately in full, but let me tell you, the only things that would help are; 1: a gas mask 2: a can of some debilitating chemical 3: a helicopter with BIG guns. It should have like 16 big guns too. and a missile. I cant wait to go home tomorow, but unfortunately my mother has to stay her for an undetermined amount of time, due to my grandmother's mental incapacity. I guess I can just go and buy a dozen video games with uber violence. Like Grand Theft Auto. See, I don't want a "Halo" or a "Ghost Recon", I want my grandmother to be mentally healthy. And my famly and life will be complete. But seriously, I'm not crazy, and I don't want to come across as anything less than a fun and attractive person person , theres just nothing to do except boil about the problems we been having. My uncle is here, which is good.
Maybe he has a interesting anecdote that will make people laugh.

Editors Note; It turns out my uncle did have a firearm, a Yugoslavian SKS carbine, with a grenade launcher attachment and spike bayonet. Firing 7.62 x 39 mm ammuniton, it was the default Soviet infantry rifle generation between the SVT series; and the AK generation.

Uh! Schoolwork!

Now, don't get me wrong, I love learning.

But I never want to see another fucking pencil again. Between math, english, history, psych, etc., all I want to do is some drugs. Legal, non, pill, smoke, injection, Xbox, etc, anything.
It's going to be a long school year.