Wednesday, September 20, 2006

On Tramps.

one of my recent comments was something to the effect of "didnt find a way to make money, but click this link!". I expect this was spam, but in responce, I will give a Sparton 501 way to make cash. All you need is a trampy violinist, a degree of musical talent, and. . .um. . .yogurt covered raisens. Thats right, raisens. Or, you could I suppose wear liederhosen, if you don't like yogurt.
But anyway, the violinist (who from here I will refer to as "trampy") and I went to downtown mystic and played some music for tips. We made about 11 bucks too. Not enough to cover the pizza ($14), but a good chunk for 2 hours playing some music (which I used to provide as a free service (what a fool I was)). So, if you need cash, hit up your nearest tramp, and panhandle with him/her. But let me tell you, by extension, I was probably a tramp too, in the minds of the rich people.
So, be nice to tramps. They want money too. They want yours.
So anyway, you could do that, and create a gang of tramps to make all the other tramps get out of your territory. And then you could start a whole operation, with drive by killings, prostitutes, etc, etc. I mean, who doesn't want to be a ho for a tramp gang?
I'm sure I could find a woman to do that. . .but wasn't it all for the yogurt covered raisens in the beginning?

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